On a European tour, President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is proud to say that she has a wonderful gift to Pope Benedict XVI on her visit to him. She signed to abolish Republic Act 9346 o Death Penalty Law.
GMA: Shhhanto Papa… We already abolishhhed Death Penalty in the
Pope Benedict: Thank you for the gift! On your way back home, it’s your turn to bring back a better gift for the Filipinos: Let Garci speak the truth!
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According to an article in Abante Tonite, “ibubuyangyang sa United Nation (UN) Human Rights Commission ng Kilusang Magbubukid ng Pilipinas (KMP) ang lahat ng baho ng pamahalaang Arroyo kaugnay sa gagawing pagsasampa ng kaso ng militanteng grupo sa susunod na lingo”.
The Bashhh interpretation: The Movement of Farmers in the Philippines (KMP) will expose the malodorous scent of the Arroyo government after it will file a case against it next week.
Eeewww… Will it be the scent of GMA’s “leftovers” when she was admitted to St. Luke’s Hospital for diarrhea?
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Uuuy… successful daw ang movie ni Pacman! Aminan na... Sinong nanood? He has not only conquered the music and advertising industry, now he’s into movies. After he wins against Larios, wait for the ever-dramatic plugs (with slow-mo & cheesy music) that will be aired over and over in ABS-CBN about him! I would not be surprised if he will star in an ABS-CBN fantaserye, hoping to turn the tide of its primetime ratings. It will be Super Pacman vs. Captain Barbell! The downside? Pacman will not turn “guapo”, unlike Teng-Teng in Captain Barbell.
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